Nonsense Generator Help

Installation Instructions

Upload nonsense.php and the entire db folder to a directory in your web space.

Usage Instructions

Step 1:

Add the following code to any page that you want to put nonsensical sentences on. This should only be included once per page, and must come before any nonsensical sentences.
<? include('path/to/nonsense.php'); ?>

path/to/: The relative path to nonsense.php from the page you're adding this code to. If they are in the same folder, simply use 'nonsense.php'.

Step 2:

Add the following code to any page to create nonsensical sentences. You can have multiple nonsensical sentences, but they must come after the code in the previous step.
<? echo nonsense(N); ?>

N: The number of consecutive sentences that should be outputted.

Questions? Suggestions?

You can contact the author if you have any questions or feedback.

Change Log

Version 2.0.3 (7/31/04) - Relicensed under the GNU GPL and updated the help file.

Version 2.02 (4/23/04) - Fixed incorrect spelling of comparatives.

Version 2.01 - Fixed a typo which caused conjunctions to not display.

Version 2.0 - Simplified the code. Added support for multiple sentences.

Version 1.0 - Original release.