Upload nonsense.php and the entire db folder to a directory in your web space.
Step 1:
Add the following code to any page that you want to put nonsensical sentences
on. This should only be included once per page, and must come before any nonsensical
sentences.
<? include('path/to/nonsense.php'); ?>
path/to/: The relative path to nonsense.php from the page you're adding this code to. If they are in the same folder, simply use 'nonsense.php'.
Add the following code to any page to create nonsensical sentences. You can
have multiple nonsensical sentences, but they must come after the code in the
previous step.
<? echo nonsense(N); ?>
N: The number of consecutive sentences that should be outputted.
You can contact the author if you have any questions or feedback.
Version 2.0.3 (7/31/04) - Relicensed under the GNU GPL and updated the help file.
Version 2.02 (4/23/04) - Fixed incorrect spelling of comparatives.
Version 2.01 - Fixed a typo which caused conjunctions to not display.
Version 2.0 - Simplified the code. Added support for multiple sentences.
Version 1.0 - Original release.