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Concert at 8 & CONTRAGATE RAP TUNE OLLIE'S ODE TO BILL CASEY SHADOW PLATFORM CUP O'SUN productions. = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = FILM SEIZED IN SOUTH AFRICA (PAP) JOHANNESBURG, SA--Police Tuesday ordered the seizure of video cassette-recordings of the anti-apartheid film "Cry Freedom", which was banned from cinemas two months ago. Police said local distributors had inquired about selling the video cassettes and that illegal or "pirate" copies of the film already were being circulated in South Africa. "Cry Freedom" tells the story of South African activist Steve Biko, who died while in police detention in 1977, and Donald Woods, a white newspaper editor who befriended Biko. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Watchin Night Flight. First time I'Ve seen that since about 1985. Good stuff. They're doin an expose about the 60's and how it's about to repeat. I was talkin to AH the other day, and he was discussing that very phenomenon. "We're repeating the 60's with out clothes, our music, our poetry, our rallies. How come we cant start repeating the political thought too? That's why I'm bringing back Steal This Book, and Dancing Thru the Ice Age If all goes well, I'll bring back Woodstock Nation too. ***Steal This Postcard*** CONTEMPORY CLASSICS PO Box 15 Worcester, MA 01613 Steal this Book. Steal This Urine Test. Square Dancing In the Ice Age. write, or call 617-753-5418 for prices &/or more info. =-=-=-=-=-=-=- THRILLERS AND KILLERS cassette book reviews Tom Clancy's THE CARDINAL OF THE KREMLIN and Lawrence Sanders' TIMOTHY'S GAME could make you late for work if you listened while getting ready in the morning: The first is a thickly plotted fast-paced espionage yarn that pits Clancy's CIA hero, Jack Ryan, against the KGB; and the second features Wall Street private eye Timothy Cone in three tales of murder, blackmail and other dirty tricks. S&S 14.95. - - - - - - - - - (APWN)Storrs, CONN-- We now bring you a transcript from Governor Mario Cuomo's roadtrip speeches. (he gets out whenever he can) we take you to the middle of a UConn address where he makes fun of Reagan, Yale, Lee Iacocca, etc., and he gives us his wish that this year we set some kind of vision for America. PAP strongly recommends you pay the 3/5/9 bucks to see him if he's scheduled to speak at your local college, RTM, or Bah Mitsvah. "Aids. 1 out of every 700 children being born in the city of NY, has aids. Born to die. In 6 years they'll be dead. And you have to keep em alive until then. Who's gonna pay the bills? We're keeping them alive, but we have nothing for them at the end of the line. We cant afford beds, we cant afford the hospitals, we cant afford the care; and you talk to me about peace and prosperity. You're telling me we are at peace, and people are being killed savagely in the streets of our own country. By gangs, by drugs; and you say we're at peace. Forget about the rest of the world. How can you say we're at peace here when the jail cells in New York, Connecticut, and New Jersey and everywhere else are bursting, you say we have prosperity. We have more poor than ever before. 21st century's 12 years away, you can reach out and touch it; it's so close. 21st century's here. The work force of the 21st century's gonna be black, hispanic, women, and disabled; black, hispanic, women, and disabled; black, hispanic, women, and disabled. The most vulnerable population we have. The drop out rates are fierce. You dont care; you're not black; you're not hispanic. You didnt drop out. Your sister didnt drop out. You better care. That's YOUR workforce. If they're not here to work in the 21st century, YOU'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT. Because this country will not be able to compete with the rest of the world. And you know what happens when they drop out? A 15 year old girl? Drops out in the inner city area? Where does she go? She-does-not-go-to-the-convent. She goes to her body. Where does the 14 year old boy go? he goes to the street. He sells crack. He gets in the business. He's a lookout for cokedealers. He gets 400$ an hour just for playing what we used to call in the old neighborhood chickie. Just for being a lookout. And he winds up in jail, and he winds up an addict. And you're telling me, that the status quo is good enough??? I CANNOT say the economy is strong. I cannot accept that. Now look: you dont have to have a warden's degree to see you're being lied to. It took 200 years to pile up a trillion dollar debt. ok? Then we had a conservative government for 8 years. In less than 8 years they add another ONE POINT SIX TRILLION DOLLARS IN DEBT. They nearly tripled it!!! You're borrowing money from the Japanese, the Germans, the rest of the world. And every year you pay them interest. 155 billion dollars a year in interest. You dont have enough money for college loans, homeless people, aids, research, roads and bridges are falling. You "cant afford" health insurance. Free college, you cant afford it. Spleens, organs, you cant afford it. Yet you pay 155 billion dollars a year in interest. Is that prosperity? Is that good enough for you? Of course not. 155 billion; and it happened in 7 years. I'd love to see Michael Jackson making videos telling the kids to not use drugs. The one thing I resent the most about our "war on drugs" is denying that it is complex. Cuomo then recommended a few good books for the college aged "kids" to keep up on; and stressed economic relations with Japan. He also stressed that we need Africa as they are goin to be a very powerful 3rd world alliance when it comes to econ. He all-in-all gave us a vision for our country. Let's get out there and form a more perfect union. kick ass. ----------------- : :Fah-Q's corner. : : Due to Fah-Q's fast paced, and everso changing lifestyle, FQ'S corner will not be here this issue. We're not forgetting it. We'll slip it in here when he gets his stuff out. And for those of you who dont get it, we'll surely repeat it for 14!!! In other news, Ground Zero is here. She'll be here for 3 days or so. Her title these days, is Associate Editor, and creative consultant. That'll change in a matter of minutes. And if she gets around to it, she might honor us by typing in an excerpt or two from "Screw unto Others" or "How to Get Anything On Anybody". ==== ==== == === === ========= === FOLK TIME AT THE OLD HOMESTEAD !!! ==== ==== == === === ========= === THIS TRAIN, Inspired by Woodrow Wilson Guthrie. (yeah, Arlo's dad). Isn't it interesting one of the best democracy advocates our country has ever seen was editor of the Communist Worker's Party Newspaper??? :G: :D7: :G: :C7: :G: :D7: :G: This train don't carry no fascists, This train. This train dont carry no fascists, this Train. This train dont carry no fascists, 2 All beef patty nigger beatin fascists. This train dont carry no fascists. This train. This train dont carry no rednecks... " " " " Yellow belly sapsuckin racist rednecks. This train dont take no prisoners... Doctors, lawyers, high rollin ministers This train dont mind the wetbacks. Statue lookin, freedom seekin. This train is for the average people Everybody rides free long as ya let it Be. This train is a train of healthcare Sick, or ill, terminal, or free pills. This train is a train of freedom... It's what we died for, it's what I Cried for... C'mon ride for freedom, c'mon... None of us are free, less'n all of Us are free. This train won't allow apartheid... Segregation, degredation... -=-=-=- -=-=-=- -=- -=-=-=- -=-=-=- GRAFFITTI FOUND ON BATHROOM WALL "Do 8-balls, not baseballs" Shit. What're they teachin you in school??? =-= =-= =-= =-= =-= === --- =-= =-= (special pap stuff)-- Is "let them eat cake" day coming up? I saw Dairy Queen is runnin a promo called that. Come to think of it, I d o remember it being sometime around Columbos day. For those of you just tuning in, some queen in olde times got snagged. Someone overheard her speaking about the poor impoverished (redundancy used on purpose, because) peasants. when asked what she planned regarding her lower class; she quoth, "let them eat cake". Colleges often times use this every year to get political thought rolling by having a bake sale in her name. I remember it being fall, Sept/Octoberish but I cant put my finger on the exact date. Oh well. I'll've to ask someone. WCNI INCW WCNI INCW WCNI INCW WCNI INCW RADIOWATCH!!! a p a p / / / exclusive The local radio station was playin some serious disco tonite. After about 11 minutes, (all I could take, really) I switched over to the commercial stations but found myself back to CNI. It was tolerable I guess. Hey at least I hadn't heard the same songs "over and over and over". No matter how different the stuff is, at least it's a refreshing change as opposed to the week's top 20 played over and over and over. I come from an old metal background. You know,,, Purple, Zeppelin, Aerosmith, Cult, Sabbath, etc. This new stuff is for the birds. But I'll listen to anything once or twice. That's the new wave side to me, I guess. Opens me for different cultures, modes, genres. As long as you don't play 8 O'clock's song at 12 O'clock and then again at 4, only to repeat it again at 8. Do that and I tune your station out!!! -=-=>BIRD TYPE STUFF<=-=- (APWN)-TENN--Danny Quayle was telling Chattanooga community college that America was gonna be on top. "We're going to be the envy of the World", said the chap. With his southern accent, I thought for sure I heard "end of the world". Had to play it back on my TV a 3rd time before I reproved to myself that he wasnt assuring armageddon. NO JACK KENNEDY How the hell can a redneck hick from Indiana running on a conservative ticket that makes McCarthy look wimpy even THINK we're gonna see him as the next JFK??? Adolf hitler, maybe; but JFK??? No. (APWN)Philadelphia--ABBIE HOFFMAN ON ACTIVISM: The Philly electric company is upset with me because I'm not just blowin windmills. They know I'm one fuck of an organizer. And I'm willing to risk everything. Everything. That's the mentality you've gotta develop. Not who you gonna vote for. You've gotta say, how do we get block booking now, or how do we get the cars together, what points are we gonna raise, are we just gonna go there to bullshit to argue that local organizings more important or we need a black woman lesbian leader the first time who's against a vegitarian cabbage kid supporting arms struggle; is that what you're gonna do? Stay home. Do I think the press should be allowed to say we're at war right now? Think about 1 million Indians in Guatemala killed or driven out of their homes. WELL THAT'S IT FOR ATI 13. THE Special 13 colonies issue. Hope you liked it. And watch for 14!!! Gonna be a douzy. Hmmm. How do you spell douzey, anyways??? duze-ey??? Hmmm. Hey, mon...