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"We're repeating the 60's with out clothes, our music, our poetry, our rallies. How come we cant start repeating the political thought too? That's why I'm bringing back Steal This Book, and Dancing Thru the Ice Age If all goes well, I'll bring back Woodstock Nation too. ***Steal This Postcard*** CONTEMPORY CLASSICS PO Box 15 Worcester, MA 01613 Steal this Book. Steal This Urine Test. Square Dancing In the Ice Age. write, or call 617-753-5418 for prices &/or more info. =-=-=-=-=-=-=- THRILLERS AND KILLERS cassette book reviews Tom Clancy's THE CARDINAL OF THE KREMLIN and Lawrence Sanders' TIMOTHY'S GAME could make you late for work if you listened while getting ready in the morning: The first is a thickly plotted fast-paced espionage yarn that pits Clancy's CIA hero, Jack Ryan, against the KGB; and the second features Wall Street private eye Timothy Cone in three tales of murder, blackmail and other dirty tricks. S&S 14.95. - - - - - - - - - (APWN)Storrs, CONN-- We now bring you a transcript from Governor Mario Cuomo's roadtrip speeches. (he gets out whenever he can) we take you to the middle of a UConn address where he makes fun of Reagan, Yale, Lee Iacocca, etc., and he gives us his wish that this year we set some kind of vision for America. PAP strongly recommends you pay the 3/5/9 bucks to see him if he's scheduled to speak at your local college, RTM, or Bah Mitsvah. "Aids. 1 out of every 700 children being born in the city of NY, has aids. Born to die. In 6 years they'll be dead. And you have to keep em alive until then. Who's gonna pay the bills? We're keeping them alive, but we have nothing for them at the end of the line. We cant afford beds, we cant afford the hospitals, we cant afford the care; and you talk to me about peace and prosperity. You're telling me we are at peace, and people are being killed savagely in the streets of our own country. By gangs, by drugs; and you say we're at peace. Forget about the rest of the world. How can you say we're at peace here when the jail cells in New York, Connecticut, and New Jersey and everywhere else are bursting, you say we have prosperity. We have more poor than ever before. 21st century's 12 years away, you can reach out and touch it; it's so close. 21st century's here. The work force of the 21st century's gonna be black, hispanic, women, and disabled; black, hispanic, women, and disabled; black, hispanic, women, and disabled. The most vulnerable population we have. The drop out rates are fierce. You dont care; you're not black; you're not hispanic. You didnt drop out. Your sister didnt drop out. You better care. That's YOUR workforce. If they're not here to work in the 21st century, YOU'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT. Because this country will not be able to compete with the rest of the world. And you know what happens when they drop out? A 15 year old girl? Drops out in the inner city area? Where does she go? She-does-not-go-to-the-convent. She goes to her body. Where does the 14 year old boy go? he goes to the street. He sells crack. He gets in the business. He's a lookout for cokedealers. He gets 400$ an hour just for playing what we used to call in the old neighborhood chickie. Just for being a lookout. And he winds up in jail, and he winds up an addict. And you're telling me, that the status quo is good enough??? I CANNOT say the economy is strong. I cannot accept that. Now look: you dont have to have a warden's degree to see you're being lied to. It tookŠk 200 years to pile up a trillion dollar debt. ok? Then we had a conservative government for 8 years. In less than 8 years they add another ONE POINT SIX TRILLION DOLLARS IN DEBT. They nearly tripled it!!! You're borrowing money from the Japanese, the Germans, the rest of the world. And every year you pay them interest. 155 billion dollars a year in interest. You dont have enough money for college loans, homeless people, aids, research, roads and bridges are falling. You "cant afford" health insurance. Free college, you cant afford it. Spleens, organs, you cant afford it. Yet you pay 155 billion dollars a year in interest. Is that prosperity? Is that good enough for you? Of course not. 155 billion; and it happened in 7 years. I'd love to see Michael Jackson making videos telling the kids to not use drugs. The one thing I resent the most about our "war on drugs" is denying that it is complex. Cuomo then recommended a few good books for the college aged "kids" to keep up on; and stressed economic relations with Japan. He also stressed that we need Africa as they are goin to be a very powerful 3rd world alliance when it comes to econ. He all-in-all gave us a vision for our country. Let's get out there and form a more perfect union. kick ass. ----------------- : :Fah-Q's corner. : : Due to Fah-Q's fast paced, and everso changing lifestyle, FQ'S corn