**** ******** ******** ****** ******** ******** ** ** ** ** ******** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ******** ** ** ** ******** c i n t m c i e . v s i , s t Happy New Year!! Issue 32 January 5, 1989 > Special Anarchy Issue!! << ************** / / / / / Activist Times, Inc. ATI is a journalistic, causistic, / /cyberpolitical / /organization, / 4 more info? /trying to / send SASE /help y'all, and us / stamps??? change the world / to: radically, in less / ATI than two minutes / c/o Kelly increments. / BRO Box 94 - - - - - - - - - Groton, Ct. 06340 ...Numbers Run! (Yay!!) P516-922-wine dial a dirty joke. A516-751-2600 2600 magazine P516-234-9914 New York newsline #1800-ana-rchy artrock t-shirts and posters. 800-222-talk talking yellow pages P800-526-3366 jam demo hotline A800-692-8766 watson voice demo P800-759-talk skytalk #800-877-4700 sprint weatherline S800-344-4000 wallstreet newsline 201-644-2335 ap newsline for the blind P202-456-1414 Reagan's desk. 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We love to hear from one and all. The number is: 1-800-592-3360 Box Number 7871146 And our gratitude goes out to The Operator for donating the box. Thanks!! We now have a new contributor to ATI, Digital Destruction from 604. In this issue, he contributes info on some phun terroristic things to do. Take it away....! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Jungle Survival --------------- By: Digital Destruction (604) Hello once again, ATI freaks, it's me again with some more hints to get you through those pesky situations which always manage to mess up your dinner reservations...This time, Jungle War Tactics. Has there ever been a time when you were taking a leisurely walk through the Amazon jungle only to realize by way of a note pinned to a tree by a spear that you were being stalked by headhunters? At that moment I'll bet most of you said to yourselves 'Gee, I wish I knew some Jungle war tactics!'..Well Here's the break youve been looking for. Knife trick: ------------ To kill your enemy by way of excruciatin pain, use this method. Sharpen many hardwood sticks, and plant point-up in a patch of land -on a trail, for instance- and cover in fesces. Then cover it all with leaves or something and when Bongo and Umgala come after you, they will step on the sticks, get driven into their feet (And if they fell their bodies), and if that dont kill em then blood poisoning from the feces will. Pond Trick ---------- If you can find a very still pond, you can plant the sharp sticks in this, but you dont have to, and then cover with grass, leaves etc. They will think it is land and SPLOOSH. Well, those two tricks should do it. (I cant think of any more!) So until next time, Hasta! 'Good Time' Tear Gas -------------------- By: Digital Destruction (604) Okay everyone, it's time to cook! It seems to me, that an insurance seminar just wouldnt be any fun without some good potent tear gas. Am I right? Well anyway, As I was walking through my local K-Mart I was approached by the King, Elvis himself who instructed me by divine intervention to write this file so here goes. To make real potent tear gas, it's relatively simple. Ingredients: ------------ 2 lbs. of red pepper seeds A handy-dandy Popeil Percolater A perfume bottle or Binaca Blaster Procedure: ---------- Place seeds, 1/2 pound at a time and perk (perk?) for an hour or two. Scoop the seeds out and you will have about 2 tablespoons of the most potent resin I've seen. Put this with a little Tabasco in a squirter and there ya go. The seeds can also be reused for fun... The next time you go see 'Camille' in the movies, toss a few off the balcony! Hee Hee....Anyway, this is Digital Destruction telling you, when the earth collides with the sun, try to stay out of the backblast. The Calcium Carbide Grenade --------------------------- By: Digital Destruction(604) Ya know, one of the things I like about this country is that anyone can build their very own anti-personell grenade using store bought everyday materials. In this file I will discuss how to build one of these babies. It should be known that when this grenade is exploded it produces a cloud of thick grey smoke 40 feet in diameter hovering 3 feet above the ground in which nobody can see or breathe with just a hint of shrapnel to top off the event, so I wouldnt go throwing it at your local boy scout parade for a 'good laugh'...Procede with caution... There are still a lot of angry Indians left over from Bhopal. Ingredients needed: ------------------- 250 grams of Calcium Carbide (You can buy this stuff in any hardware store as lantern fuel) 1 Coca-Cola can (Washed and dried) 1 100ml test tube (pyrex) 1 rubber cork Duct tape Procedure: ---------- Funnel 180-250g of Cal. Carbide into the can so it is about 1/4 full. Then, remembering to keep it AWAY from water, put aside. Fill test tube to 100ml and cork. MAKE SURE the outside of this is COMPLETELY dry. Any excess water on the cork or outside of the tube will make YOU an instant victim! Then, carefully insert test tube into hole in top of can so it rests on bed of C.C.. Drop dots of wax around opening to hermetically seal opening, and wrap the whole thing in duct tape. When thrown, upon impact, the test tube will break, scattering water all over the C.C. creating a gaseous reaction resulting in 600lbs per square inch of pressure which will last about 5 seconds. the can will explode, shrapnel will fly and the gas will go. Here is a picture of how it should look. ------\\\\--- ! \\ ! ! !! ! ! !! ! ! !! ! !WATER>!! ! ! !! ! ! !! ! ! !! ! ! () ! !CCCCCCCCCCC! !CALCIUMCCCC! !CARBIDECCCC! ------------- Remember. Carbide gas is a cancer causing toxin and is fatal. Now you have your own anti-personell grenade! Won't Mom be surprised! Have fun.....And be careful. Until next time, VIVA REVOLUTION! Mall Terrorism -------------- ..Phun things to do in the vast malls of Suburbia, by The Happy Hacker and Digital Destruction 1. Get 500 mg gelatin capsules and fill about 100 of them with high- potency suds. Also fill about 30 capsules with red Jello mix. Dump all the capsules into the large fountain that is the central part of many malls. The time necessary for the capsules to dissolve and wreak their havoc will be sufficient for you to make a non-hasty exit from the area. 2. Take a penny, and wrap a (1/4") strip of litmus paper. Wrap that in a foil gum wrapper, making sure the penny, litmus paper and the foil all touch each at some point. You now a crude version of an electronic theft device! Place it in a plant next to the security "towers" at the exit of the store. The alarm will keep going off, and no one will be able to figure out what's setting it off!! 3. Phun with Mannequins! Try these! a. Put Groucho Marx glasses on them. b. Switch wigs on male and female mannequins. c. Make them hold signs with revolutionary quotes on them. d. Stand next to mannequins and stay still. Pretend to be one! 4. If you are male, go to the women's makeup counter and demand service. 5. Put comdoms over security cameras, of course avoiding being seen by them before/while doing so. 7. Computers! Write a short BASIC program that spews obscenitites or other annoying propaganda across the screen of a display computer in a store. Here's an example of one for a Commodore 64: 10 PRINT"(CLR HOME)" 20 POKE 53281,0:POKE 53280,0 21 INPUT"PRESS ANY KEY FOR DEMO!":A$