Things That Go 'BOOM' and Other Stuff That Rulez Issue Five Written by -------------------- Cerberus Count Zero -------------------- Shroud of Deception Gut Shoveler (Gutz) 616.775.2945 -------------------- 4-16-94 -------------------- WARNING: Don't try this at home. If your stupid enough to try any of this shit, we're not responsible. We aren't gonna pay your hospital bills because you blew off your thumb. We'll just laugh at you. WE AREN'T RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGES CASUED BY USE OF ANY OF THE MATERIAL PRESENTED IN THIS FILE. In this issue we will be explaining how to make simple explosives and projectiles. Gas bomb: Yes, now you the average law abiding citizen can create a gas bomb. But, just because you can doesn't mean you should. Okay now that we've warned you, have at it. Ingredients: some good duct tape 1 plastic botlle enough gasoline to fill the above bottle 1 wick (one made with C&C Hellfire Mixture recommended. See issue #3) some rubber cement Directions: Now that you have all that shit, you fill the bottle with gas, duct tape it to the side of a building/car/human being/whatever (taping is optional). Then rubber cement the wick to the side of the bottle and lite. The wick will burn to the rubber cement. The rubber cement will burn through the bottle and ignite the gas..........BOOOM! Notes: If you let rubber cement harden, your a dumb-ass. Small rocket projectile: Thanks to this newsletter, now you can build your very own personnal rocket launcher. Make the neighbors jealous, then blow the shit out of them. Of course, we don't recommend blowing up your neighbors.... we just think it'd be kewl. Ingredients: 1 PVC pipe as thick as you can get it, 3-6 inches in diameter 1 "Mosquito" type model rocket (or homemade rocket) 1 AA size multi-stage rocket engine 1 real fuse, the longer the better 1 jig saw or cicular saw 1 reinforcment for the PVC pipe Directions: Once you have gathered all the necassary items listed above follow these simple steps to create your own personnal rocket launcher. 1. After buying the model rocket put it together and set it aside, you won't need it for a while. 2. Take the PVC pipe and cut 3 lines all the way to the bottom but don't cut the pipe into three parts. These slits will gide the rocket as it exits the pipe. 3. Drop the rocket down into the pipe make sure the fin's of the rocket slide down into the slits you cut. 4. Some how you'll have to back the end of the PVC pipe and drill a hole in the middle then stick the fuse in through the hole and the hole in the rocket engine. 5. Light the fuse and hold on your shoulder (its best if you have some thing to set the pipe on instead of your shoulder). Note: The best way to rienforce the pipe is to cement the outside walls and then cut the pipe if you are not willing to do this don't even bother. You can get the "Misquito" rocket and the fuse from your nearby hobby shop. For a complete explanation of model rocket engines, read Things that go 'BOOM' - issue 4. Pretty Diagram: ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +backing of pipe-> | fuse + + | | + + | \|/ + + hole --> ----------- + + | + +backing of pipe-> | + + | + ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ The Amazing Fireball Shooting Rod: Dazzle your friends while burning of their eyelashes with this amazing rod. Ingredients: 1 thick METAL pipe with METAL backing lots and lots of gun powder sevral cotton balls petroleum jelly (common vasoline, you know the lubricant) metal rod that fits in the in the above pipe wick (we recommend using a C&C Hellfire Wick) 1 lighter Directions: Once you have every thing, take the gun powder and pour as much or as little as you want in the pipe. Pack the gun powder, but for god sake's man be careful. Take the cotton balls (as many or as little as you want), and cover them with the petroleum jelly. Then pack them in real good. Put the wick in far enough so when it burns down it will light the cotton balls too. The cotton balls will light the gun powder and hurl the flaming cotton balls out of the pipe. Ideas from Watson: Okay, Watson bugged us enough so we've given him his own Soapbox. Don't worry, this is only a one-time thing. Unless of course, you want him to do it again (you need help!) and you tell us. Well, here goes: Hey, anybody ever wondered what would happen if you poured a whole lotta gasoline in the lake (of course near the swimming area) and then told an old guy to throw a cigarette in the water? Well, I did. I also thought up of lots of cool ideas but Cerberus thought most of them were to sick for this newsletter, but here's one mildly fun one. Dig a deep pit to catch little woodland creatures (and annoying neighbors too) and like fill it with lots of gasoline. Then, when they're passing out from the fumes pick them up and smash 'em against a tree (works best with rabits if ya grab by the ears). After they seem partially dead (not all the way yet... don't peek to soon) then make sure the gas is still wet and light 'em on fire! Now your probably saying "Watson, thats pretty laim we didn't even get to kill them." Well sure you didn't kill them but by letting them go think how many more you kill. You see, when they breed they light their mates on fire. I got the idea from a cockraoch commercial when they take the poison and bring it back to their nests. Ummm, okay, yeah, I didn't think of that. Okay, again I apologize. Oh by the way, he actually did say all of that. No really, I serious... he was actually over here and typed this. Beware, further issues to come...