Ŀ Ŀ Ŀ Ŀ Ŀ Ŀ Ŀ Ŀ Damned Fucking Shit Edited by Access Denied Issue #22 Title: DFS #18 Revisited Date: 1/18/94 By: Nosferatu [Editor's Note: Hmm... Nosferatu had some fun with this one. Here's DFS #18 revisited... but a little bit differently. Read on... -AD] Ŀ Ŀ Ŀ Ŀ Ŀ Ŀ Ŀ Ŀ Damned Fuckin' Shit Edited by Access Denied Issue #18 Title, dig dis: A Chat On Blurred Vision Date, dig dis: 1/14/94 By, dig dis: Anonymous [Editor's Note, dig dis: Well, seein' dat dis wuz sent in anonymously, Ah can't in anyway verify de authenticity o' dis. So's if ya' be de sysop o' Blurred Vision and dis didn't really happen t' ya', oh well. What it is, Mama! Scribble sump'n about it and maybe I'll publish it. If dis DID happen dough, danks, some lot o' suckas gots'ta laugh. What it is, Mama! So's anyway, dis may gots happened, it may gots not. In any case, it's pretty funny. Ya' know? -AD] A Chat On Blurred Vision Dis chat wuz captured fum some board called Blurred Vision. De SysOp be some twit. Eyeball and ya' gots'ta see why. Ya' know? THiS BULLETiN BOARD iS PRiVATE Ŀ iF YOU HAVE NOT BEEN iNViTED, HANGUP NOW Enta' yo' account dojigger o' numba' New users type NEW [ LOGiN ]: NEW Newusa' password, dig dis: Newusa' password, dig dis: %LF, (( XXXXX )) gots'ta buggered in t' chat.. Identify yourself. What it is, Mama! ***Straight t' de point. hold please Identify yourself. What it is, Mama! ***A dude o' many words. Massa' Massa' whut?. Right On! Massa' Smith. What it is, Mama! WHere dun did ya' git dis #? War diala' Yeah. What it is, Mama!. how dun did ya' git de NUP? War diala'? Git lost ya' fuckwad before ah snatch drastic measures.. ***Oh no. Right On! Not dat. Right On! Whut be drastic measures? It means if ah find out who ya' be, ya' gots'ta not gots some reputashun in de mornin'. ***Wow. Ya' know? Whut some scary guy. Right On! Ah duzn't gots one yet. Hang up. But why? Cuz ya' wuz not invited t' dis board. Sheeeiit. ***No shit. How do Ah git invited? Fust o' all, ya' duzn't eyeball autoposts at MOSH How else? Git some fuckin' life. Sheeeiit.. Why be ya' bein' so's mean? Becuase youse not supposed t' be here. Sheeeiit. But Ah dought it wuz fo' everyone? Ya' dought wrong. What it is, Mama! But I'm such some baaaad usa'...Ah gots tons o' files.. Identify yourself. What it is, Mama! ***Here we go again. Let's plum say I'm some baaaad usa'. Identify yourself. What it is, Mama! I've been infor inevitable. SOMETHING will happen to make sure things go according to this theory, whether it be you forgetting to calculate something in, or the schedule being different that day, or whatever. It will happen. This theory presents a very large problem in testing; you must simultaneously know, and not know, what time it is (Anyone read "1984" ? Remember Doublethink?). Because of this I cannot currently prove this theorem, but I'm working on it. This is the end of my wacky theorems, look for more in future issues of DFS. Wonko the SANE SimSanity Incorporated P.S. This one really WAS written by Wonko the SANE. Find DFS On These Fine Systems ========================================================= | Paradise Lost - +1.414.476.3181 | | Ti - (Private) | | Realms of Decadence - +1.216.671.0078,,t66 | | Plan 9 Information Archives - +1.716.881.FONE (3663) | | | | AE - Plan 9 Information Archives - Login: DFS | | FTP - etext.archive.umich.edu - pub/Zines/DFS | | | | To submit, call Paradise Lost and log on as DFS. 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