=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= = F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. = =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Killing time on a Sunday afternoon ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Have you ever noticed the way stupid people drive? You know who I'm talking about. The ones who cut you off on the highway. The ones who take up both lanes because they can't seem to make up their mind which one they want to drive in. Those guys. The ones who piss me off most are the ones who never signal a turn. Just how hard is it to reach out your finger and flick that little turn signal lever, anyway? My theory is that these people are simply too lazy to use their blinkers once in a while. These lazy fucks can't possibly be productive members of society. So anyhow, I went to a busy corner last Saturday to do some observing. I noticed that the worst "blinker offenders" are snobby yuppie types with nice cars. I wanted to mess up one of these nice cars to show the offenders the error of their ways. On Sunday, I grabbed my short-handled maul (like a sledgehammer with a short handle (hence the name, stupid)) and headed for the corner once more. Hiding the maul between my back and the lightpost, I waited for an opportune moment. At last, I saw my target: a trendily-dressed yuppie in a green Chevy Blazer that sparkled from a recent wash. He pulled up to the corner (failing to utilize his turn signal actuator) and stuck his head out the window to look for a clear spot in traffic. I sauntered to his truck, raised the maul, and brought it *whoomp!*ing down in a perfect arc. Well, almost perfect. I was aiming for the nice shiny chrome side- view mirror, but I ended up slamming the 10-pound maul into the offender's temple. His eyes sort of bulged out and he groaned as he slumped a bit in his seat. Well, I didn't need any lawsuits cluttering up my busy schedule, so I figured I'd put the poor bastard out of his misery. I raised the maul for another go, but his foot apparently slipped off the brake pedal, because his truck started easing out into the oncoming traffic. I started jogging alongside the Blazer, giving him a whack every few seconds when I could lift the heavy maul. "Die, die, shithead, die!" I screeched while turning his head into spaghetti sauce. But I couldn't hear myself very well over the sounds of the oncoming traffic swerving around us with blaring horns, shouting "hey you moron, get the fuck out the road!" But their taunts didn't disturb me as much as the fact that they didn't signal before they swerved into the next lane. But that's all right. I'll take care of them tomorrow. -Legion =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= = Questions, Comments, Bitches, Ideas, Rants, Death Threats, etc etc... = = Internet : jericho@dimensional.com (Mail is welcomed) = =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= = gote land +27.31.441115 = = Arrested Development +31.77.3547477 = = Global Chaos +61.2.681.2837 = = Chemical Persuasion 203.324.0894 Undrgrnd Indust/Inc. 207.490.2158 = = Damnation 212.861.0580 Damnation -Toll Free 888.803.8490 = = Hacker's Haven 303.516.9969 Unearthly Shadows 303.683.1443 = = E.L.F. (NUP) 314.272.3426 Misery 318.625.4532 = = Dungeon Sys. Inc. 410.263.2258 Psykodelik Images -- Down -- = = Paradise Lost 414.476.3181 Black SunShine 513.891.3465 = = underworld_1995.com 514.683.1894 Digital Fallout 516.378.6640 = = PSYCHOSiS 613.836.7211 Bad Trip 615.870.8805 = = Plan 9 716.881.3663 suicidal chaos 718.592.1083 = = Damaged 801.944.7353 The Death Star Bar 805.872.3151 = = Purple Hell 806.791.0747 BloodNet 901.872.8615 = = Atrocity Exhibition 905.796.3385 Phoenix Modernz 908.830.8265 = = The Keg 914.234.9674 that stupid place 215.985.0462 = =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= = Files through Anon FTP FTP.DIMENSIONAL.COM/users/jericho/FUCK = = FTP.PRISM.NET/pub/users/mercuri/zines/fuck = = FTP.WINTERNET.COM/users/craigb/fuck = = FTP.GIGA.OR.AT/pub/hackers/zines/FUCK = = ETEXT.ARCHIVE.UMICH.EDU - /pub/Zines/FUCK = = FTP.DIMENSIONAL.COM - /users/rage/zines/fuck = = Files through WWW: http://www.dimensional.com/~jericho = = http://www.prism.net/zineworld/fuck/ = =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= = (c) Copyright. All files copyright by the original author = =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= (11/23/96)