=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= = F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. = =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= "i am laundromat" bring me your troubled, your tired, your old bring me your spin cycle, wash hot, rinse cold bring me your linens, your stockings, your hat bring me your quarters, i am laundromat bring me your street punks with dull butter knives bring me your rednecks with overweight wives bring me their stepsons, those shirtless young brats bring the whole family! i am laundromat bring me your winstons, your salems, your kools, bring me your marlboros and camels, you fools bring me your cockroaches, bring me your rats, lung cancer, bubonic i am laundromat bring me hispanics and vietnamese those who speak english can expect to be seized so come, alabama! mississippi, where you at? you've all been invited by me, laundromat so bring me your maytags, loadstars, and speedqueens! bring me those clothes you won't ever get clean bring me your drapery, your decayed welcome mat to melt in the dryers of an old laundromat bring me your t-shirts, g'n'r, judas priest - '86! they still fit you, but now you're obese yes, bring me your skinny and all of your fat but don't dare bring normality to this laundromat bring me your starving and give 'em a buck so they can buy doritos! and pepsi, with luck and bring all the gossip! be it this in-law or that just make sure it's juicy for this laundromat so bring me the tired, the outcast, the meek, and bring me the hanes that they wore for two weeks the senile, the filthy, did i mention the fat? bring all them to me i am laundromat. -murmur =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= = Questions, Comments, Bitches, Ideas, Rants, Death Threats, Submissions = = Mail: jericho@dimensional.com (Mail is welcomed) = =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= = To receive new issues through mail, mail jericho@dimensional.com with = = "subscribe fuck". If you do not have FTP access and would like back = = issues, send a list of any missing issues and they will be mailed. = =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= = AnonFTP FTP.DIMENSIONAL.COM/users/jericho/FUCK = = FTP.SEKURITY.ORG/pub/zines/fucked.up.college.kids = = FTP.GIGA.OR.AT/pub/hackers/zines/FUCK = = FTP.ETEXT.ORG/pub/Zines/FUCK = = WWW http://www.dimensional.com/~jericho = = http://www.reps.net/~krypt/fuck.html = = http://www.interlog.com/~lisa/f.u.c.k = =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= = (c) Copyright. All files copyright by the original author. = =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=