Welcome to the Money Incoproated Textmag Issue Number 1!!! These mags are dedicated to spreding our right-wing views in the extremely leftist world of computers. Most cool anarchists, fortunately havent succumbed to the left wing media, and followed the "Great Satan" Clinton.....well that gives a bad name to Satan....maybe he's just a great asshole. This is issue is dedicated to the animal rights movement. The companies that I'm about to list for you are out of a PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) list of companies to boycott for their testing of products on animals. For this narrow-minded "put animals before people" policy, they have become the first victim of Money Inc. Give these companies your business when possible, and maybe drop them a line letting them knwo that you still stand behind them. Of course, if you're a weakling commie-pinko and want to boycott them, you have the perfect right to....and you have the perfect right to fuck off! Anywayz, I will also give you the number of PETA, so you can harass them, wardial them, CNA the number and find the house and firebomb it, etc. The number is: PETA +1 301 770 PETA (how fuckin original) Companies these lame leftists pigs want you to boycott are as follows.... Alberto Culver- Shampoo and shit Allergan, Inc- eye care products Aziza- makeup Bausch & Lomb- eye care Beuticontrol Cosmetics Bic Corp.- office supplies Breck- shampoo Bristol-Myers Squibb Co.- Ban deod. Calvin Klein Carter Wallace- Arrid deodorant Cheesbrough Ponds- Cutex, Vaseline Clairol Clorox Co. Colgate-Palmolive Co. Cosmair- L'Oreal cosmetics Coty- Stetson perfume Cover Girl Dial Corp.- soap DowBrands EcoLab Elizabeth Arden- makeup Faberge- perfume Bon Amic Co.- kitchen cleanser Flame Glow- makeup Gilette Co.- office products, etc. Hellena Curtis- finesse shampoo Jergens- skin lotions Jheri Reading- hair care Jhirmack- baby products Johnson and Johnson S.C. Johnson- Agree shampoo Kimberly Clark Co.- Kleenex Lancome- makeup Lever Bros.- Dove soap, Closup T-paste L'Oreal- makeup, Drakkar cologne (my fav!) Mary Kay Cosmetics Max factor- makeup Maybelline Mennen- deodorant Noxxel- Noxema skin creme Pantene- hair care prods. Playtex- tampons.....(bah!) Proctor and Gamble Schick- razors 3M- Post it notes (a necessity!!!) Vidal Sassoon- hair care As you see most of the products are makeup, so if you're a man, make your wife or girlfriend purchase these products when at all possible....fax a note to the companies and let them know that the majority of America may be against them, but you still support them, and you will continue to buy their products!!! These PETA people must be stopped. In the newsletter I recieved, given to my girlfriend when she bought a cat, there were several articles that sickened me!!! The first has a picture of a turkey and pleaded with the reader not to eat turkey for Thanksgiving, calling it a senseless tradition!!!! What a crock!!! The next article was a blow at Beavis and Butthead. What a shame, a stupid pointless cartoon, being blasted for depiction of animal abuse. Beavis and Butthead are called "sexist, racist, and in every way distasteful." Exactly, that's why I watch every fucking day. The newsletter is littered with pleas for donations. On tha back page alone, there are three seperate forms of donation forms, including get this: A form for people to fill out, so when they die, instead of sending flowers, the mourners can sent money to PETA! This shameless money-grubbing, tree-hugging must stop. So remember, buy lots of cosmetics (tested on animals, of course), kill stray cats and dogs, and EAT LOTS OF RED MEAT!!!!!! Don't let these leftist commies tell you what to eat, wear, put in your hair, or watch on TV....THIS WILL STOP!!!! THIS WAS A MONEY INC. PRODUCTION. MONEY INC. 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