MONEY INC DIGEST #10 RELEASED 8 MARCH 1994 TODAY'S TOPIC: CARD A LIFE!!!!! MONEY INC IS: SLEEPY, SONIC FURY, METHODMAN, THE BIG CH33S3 Ok, let's say you suck.....you really suck. You should kill yourself, but you don't have the balls to do it. Everyone you know hates you, and you are virtually worthless. As a last resort, you decide to card a life!!! You don't care if you go to jail, and if you get away with it, you can start over in a new town with a new identity. Let's get started! First, you'll need to get a LOT of card numbers...maybe some plastic, if at all possible. The more cards you get the better. Say you get 200 cards from your local CBI. The next step is to mug a few people, break into houses, cars or anything else you can to get plastic. Next, if you can, use these accounts to card money into a Swiss bank account to buy yourself a house. After the house, it's all downhill...here's a list of the things you could card.... 1: A wife from one of those buy-a-gook-wife-so-she-can-become-a-citizen service 2: Pets from your not-so-local pet store.... 3: Groceries from your not-so-local grocery... 4: Cash advances for drugs... 5: Home furnishings, stereo equipment... 6: Clothing... 7: Anything but computers, jewelry or guns...these are the most watched items. Just remember, if you get caught, you can still kill yourself...hey...at least you tried. And remember, if you do actually try this, you will get caught! This is just a joke...and if you can't laugh at it, then fuck you! COPYRIGHT 1994, MONEY INC. ALL RIGHTS IMPALED MONEY INC IS: SLEEPY, SONIC FURY, METHODMAN, THE BIG CH33S3 X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X Another file downloaded from: NIRVANAnet(tm) &TOTSE 510/935-5845 Walnut Creek, CA Taipan Enigma Burn This Flag 408/363-9766 San Jose, CA Zardoz realitycheck 415/666-0339 San Francisco, CA Poindexter Fortran Governed Anarchy 510/226-6656 Fremont, CA Eightball New Dork Sublime 805/823-1346 Tehachapi, CA Biffnix Lies Unlimited 801/278-2699 Salt Lake City, UT Mick Freen Atomic Books 410/669-4179 Baltimore, MD Baywolf Sea of Noise 203/886-1441 Norwich, CT Mr. Noise The Dojo 713/997-6351 Pearland, TX Yojimbo Frayed Ends of Sanity 503/965-6747 Cloverdale, OR Flatline The Ether Room 510/228-1146 Martinez, CA Tiny Little Super Guy Hacker Heaven 860/456-9266 Lebanon, CT The Visionary The Shaven Yak 510/672-6570 Clayton, CA Magic Man El Observador 408/372-9054 Salinas, CA El Observador Cool Beans! 415/648-7865 San Francisco, CA G.A. Ellsworth DUSK Til Dawn 604/746-5383 Cowichan Bay, BC Cyber Trollis The Great Abyss 510/482-5813 Oakland, CA Keymaster "Raw Data for Raw Nerves" X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X